Well, I finally got two rooms switched around.  The smaller room is now a guest bedroom (only small people allowed and the larger room is now my orifice... er, office.

 Had to paint the guest room to freshen it up.  There were probably lots of microscopic bits of information that would have been air-born - you know how it is when something you send seems to sometimes disappear into cyberspace?  Some of these air-born bits of data (1's and 0's) could have contaminated the paint that was on the walls.  As I didn't want any guest to discover what some of
the sensitive information was, and in keeping with privacy laws, I felt compelled to cover over the extraneous data with paint... so nobody will ever know what didn't get sent through the proper channels.